You know all those Joe Bennett newspaper columns you loved this year and wish you'd kept? The ones that made you laugh out loud over your breakfast? The ones in which he said just what you'd been thinking - only so much better? The ones that inveighed against jet-skis, praised coffee, took a swipe at Paul Holmes, loved dogs, defended the English language ... ? Here they are - plus the ones he writes for other papers that you never get to see - in his seventh collection.