Neil is the epic, pointless, and funny story of a guy named Neil. His adventure starts when he argues with himself and falls into some quicksand, then things get bad. He meets up with Steve, a guy who got flushed down a toilet. Later in the book he meets a talking coconut with an identity crisis. If all the characters he meets weren't bad enough, all through the story he goes to odd locations ranging from, the Bermuda Triangle, Nebraska and even the future. If you want to know more about the book, buy it.