"When Grant Lambert and Chase LaMarca--partners in life and crime--learn that $7 million in not-so-petty cash is hidden in the safe of a rightwing mega-church, they assemble a team of gay and lesbian criminals to infiltrate the church and steal the money. But this Gang That Can't Do Anything Straight quickly finds its plans complicated by corrupt congressmen (and their gay aides): an 'ex-gay' conference; an FBI investigation; and--most jarring for these born-and-bred New Yorkers--life in the northern Virginia suburbs. And then there is Dr. Oscar Hurley--founder of the church--and his right-hand man, the Rev. Dennis Merribaugh, who prove themselves every bit as adept as the professionals when it comes to larceny..."--P. [4] of cover.