Will is a food blogger who adores his life on the road, but his trip to Ohio is already mired by disaster. It turns out Will has been less than detailed with his taxes, and now the IRS is giving him twenty-four hours to fix his mistakes. Will finally finishes, but must now forego his planned restaurants for a local diner down the road. It’s here that Will meets the Loveland Frogman (real name Norto), a handsome amphibian accountant who’s filling in as a server for the evening. Norto offers Will a little accounting advice, but could the cryptids fourth-wall-shattering awareness be crafting an even larger metaphor? Will is hoping to find out… by joining the Loveland Frogman in a hardcore pounding! This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay frogman action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, deep throating, and cryptid amphibian love.