This is a play script, originally produced by Blue Moon Theatre. Love, hate, passion, need, lies and lust... and somewhere in there is the truth. The crazy, painful world of personals, where people advertise themselves for emotional sale to the highest bidder. Sometimes a no-rules, bare-knuckle brawl, and sometimes a match made in heaven (or in fine print). Personals had a sellout premier at the Victoria Fringe Festival - "Dark, biting, timeless humour."