This book is a collection of hilarious stories encompassing three of the different phases of my time thus far on this earth. • Collegian Days consist of stories of life while I was a college football player, as well as some funny episodes from my fraternity days. • Law Enforcement Days relates to funny narratives from my rookie time as a local police officer, my time on the scales with the State Tax Commission, and as a state corrections officer. • Military Service Days recounts a group of amusing accounts that happened around me throughout my 20-year career as an Army Officer. Even though you may not have experienced any of the above yourself, I hope this assortment of humorous stories are ones that you and yours can relate to and thus find humor both in yourself and others.