Everyone in my family's got the I-can't-do-anything-for-myself-I'm-dying-lurgy. I am now a slave. "Oh Alistair, make me soup. Oh Alistair, wipe my nose..." They will all be sorry when I take my revenge! But first I have to sort out Mrs Muttley. I've told her I can't take any more piano lessons as my fingers have fallen off but she won't believe me! Then there's the canary suit Mum wants me to wear on my hot date - that's got to go. Luckily I can count on the support of the Revengers - my ONLY friends. We'll invoke the spirits of the dead and scare the willies off the rest of them! *The second book in a brilliant and hilarious series by award-winning comic writer, Jamie Rix. Don't miss: **The War Diaries of Alistair Fury: Bugs on the Brain***